Being vaccinated does NOT mean you should attempt to parse HTML with regexps.

— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59) April 9, 2021

JavaScript is like the US: fundamentally broken, but the people, large community, and ecosystem make it worthwhile.

TypeScript is like the US with ObamaCare.

WebAssembly is like the US with Medicare for All.

— Miguel de Icaza 💉💉 🎉 (@migueldeicaza) April 9, 2021

Most effective team-building activity I've found during COVID?

Call a meeting and have the senior-most person show up 10 minutes late. People will talk/interact/shoot-the-shit in the meantime, in an entirely unforced, not-awkward way.

— David Lieb (@dflieb) March 12, 2021

Developer: We have a problem.

Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.

Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

— Ayushi Rawat (@ayushi7rawat) September 22, 2020

Me everytime someone tweets about starting a blog pic.twitter.com/5ADpE9ec0j

— Annie🦄⚡ (@anniebombanie_) September 10, 2020

Dependency https://t.co/xmiOCImBUD https://t.co/r7hiO0fMm6 pic.twitter.com/6YyAu0WUwC

— XKCD Comic (@xkcdComic) August 17, 2020